Chubby pussy is what you need to stay warm on a cold night

Oh, you devilish readers! Have you experienced one of those madly decadent evenings? Coyly ensconced in your plush chair, a naughty bit peaking out from beneath your chunky blanket as winter nips at the windowpanes? You’ve got your sinfully delicious drink and an open agenda for internet revelry. Welcome to the wicked world of e-retail therapy while skillfully avoiding predictable commercial booby traps.
But hold on! Something’s missing from this otherwise perfect setting – something warm and curvaceous. It’s none other than… a chubby pussy.

Now folks, let’s not jump to conclusions too quickly. We’re talking about cats here. Yes, that kind of ‘pussy’, not the one you were thinking about! Get those minds back into the box!

ChubbyPussy.pics is indeed what it hints at (yes, we’re still talking felines here!), an online gallery-themed webpage designed for backgrounds who can’t resist cuddling up with plump partners-in-crime. We do not body-shame our charming girls; far from it Bobby-my-boy! Our females are cherished for their voluptuous beauty.

Our primo depot for pudgy plumpers entertains its users with umpteen photos showcasing furr-balls drowning in adorable fat rolls… well…drowning might undersell it- pardon my French but there’s just heaps here folks! Mountains full of adorably round-tummied kitties are sure to make even Jolly Ol’ St Nick green-eyed!

So if you are seeking company on a frigid night or want to thaw your frost-bitten soul (Spoiler Alert: Penguins aren’t that forthcoming), remember this site stands like a knight in shining armor ready with an armful of chubby pussies to keep you cozywarm. Cheers!